To hell with you old vacuum that mocked me while I tried to pick up the crud. You are out.

Today I helped the economy and purchased a Dyson. Of course, I did it with some of my tax refund, so I dont know if that counts?

And I got a 75$ target gift card to boot! So I vacuumed and could not believe how much stuff it picked up and I just did the carpet yesterday! What does that say about the old pos. AND...nothing jumped at me and laughed. The little pieces of crud went bye bye. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I wonder what else I can vacuum today?