Sunday, September 8, 2013

Dear C2's Teacher

Its the beginning of what, the third week of school and you have already driving my house insane.

Perhaps you have never raised  a 13 yr old daughter in you house.   Let me explain to you what happens when you impose STUPID FUCKING RULES ON YOUR STUDENTS!

First, last week, the world came to an end because we did not have any loose leaf paper.  Apparently, you do not  accept spiral note book paper for homework.  I can understand not wanting all of those little bits of paper that fall of from spiral pages.  But for whatever reason, you also don't accept the spiral pages that have the perforation so you can tear them out neatly!  AND YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE!  Perhaps you have way to much time on your hands?  I will be sending you the receipt for $3.48 from CVS for a stupid package of loose leaf paper.  Personal checks will not be accepted, cash only.

Now, this evening, we had a crying fit because the printer was confused and didn't want to print the page double sided.  Once again, the world will come to and end and C2 will be sent to the school firing squad if she prints up two pages instead of double sided.  I suggested that if we can figure it out..lets print one right side up and the other upside down because its STUPID!  Guess how well that went over!!!

This is my dime there.  Its my paper, my ink and my staple.  GET OVER IT!

I have heard from LJ that her daughter went through the same hell with the same teacher....Hey Teacher....I used to tell my kids that sometimes you have to deal with assholes and you have to learn to live with it and get over it and move on.  I'm not a very confrontational person you know...but lately....I will kick your ass and smile while I'm doing it!

So, Teacher...back off, cut it out!  I am not enjoying the chaos you have brought to my house because you are an anal retentive moron!  Life is short...  Teach my child about your subject, but please stop imposing stupid rules that ruin my evenings!  This, once, mild mannered red head used to be quiet one that sits backs and keeps her mouth shut...but with recent events, I have learned you only have one life to live and I am much quicker at brushing my bitch off and throwing it in your face!

If you have any questions, please ask C2 for my cell number.  I would be more than thrilled to meet with you to discuss these issues