Ok...KF, I finally get it. And I sympathize with you 100%
Yesterday while out, I purchased a new pair of pants at Kohls. They have the extra wide elastic but pretty waist band which I find so comfortable. No, I am not a super skinny minny, or even close to that. I get it. So, I get that clothes will not fit me perfectly. I get it.
But COME ON!
Ok..so I purchase these pants. Now let me back up a step and say that I have been watching and hearing my good friend KF complain for years about her pants. Everytime she stood up or, god forbid, bend over...I think you get the picture. (KF, I am sooooo not making fun of you so dont be mad) But, now I get it.
HEY CLOTHING MAKERS. We have hips, we have torsos, some of us have butts, while some don't. Do you think we like bending over to pick up something knowing that our butt cracks are now showing, or in my case, my purple granny underware. Which in my personal opinion, is worse.
Cut us some slack would you. The pants I bought are cute, and they look somewhat ok on me, however, I dont care if my feet are on fire, I WILL NOT bend over in them. Who the hell wants to see my underware...or worse!
Yes, TMZ has made it quite glamourous to see famous peoples butt cracks. 'Can you guess whose thong this is'. I dont want to guess and unless you are a teenage boy or old man, who cares!!!
See, as Moms, we spend 90% of the day bent over (men hush!). For some reason, children, are shorter than us, so all comforting,threatening, bribing, happens down there. We have gravity, everything dropped on the floor, unless you own a dog and its food related, we have to BEND OVER and pick up. Giving a kid a bath, bathtubs are on the floor, children are short, you get the picture. Its bad enough for me to have to stick my giant butt in the air, but then for some poor schmuck to have to see my underware or worse....*shudder*
So, clothing makers, get a grip. Make our pants higher where they should be, for the sake of the public! and cause I think one arm is getting longer than the other from constantly having to pull them back up where they belong! and I'm tired of doing the hip adjust when I pull them back up. You ladies know what I mean..the wiggle the hips back and forth to make them sit where you want...sigh...
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