My husband is giving me the most incredible most awesomest valentines present in the 11 years we have been married.
He is taking all three children away for three days. Three whole days all alone cept for the dogs, but all they ever need is some loving and to be let out once in a while. They occassionally bark but they never whine, oh wait, yes they do, but they dont argue about bed time or fight with, oh they do that too...they dont ARGUE With me.
So..Kids, Hubby gone. Three days! Me, Ben & Jerry, Spoon, jammies.
Out of all of the gifts I have gotten, by far the best. Men do not have an easy time of giving gifts. We provide hints, we get flannel jammies and a robe with pictures of scottish terriers on them. We provide no hints, we get waffel maker! I hate waffels! We send them out with the kids so they can purchase for us, we get 2 gallon bottle of perfume you can smell through the glass and leaves stains on your clothes, neck and wrist, and the dogs wont come near you.
So...He so has it right this time. Oh...he's taking them ice fishing. yes, for those who are concerned, he has an ice shanty with heaters and none of the kids can fit in the wholes. C1 and C3 have tried, they only go up to their one knee. And of all of the trips, we have had only one broken bone. (so another story). The kids get to drink pop, eat crap, and stay up late. They think its the greatest thing in the world. For that one weekend...dad is God.
I think they should have one weekend. I will so take the rest of the year! Which I why I deserve this free weekend.
Friday night. Movie Night. BYO..NO KIDS!
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