We all know that when God was handing out parts, I stood in line at the gift of gab a little to long. That's how I always looked at it. When we were made we stood in line..some of us should have stood in line longer at some stations and other stood in line to long, or got back in line for seconds when they should have moved on. :)
Anyway...I do so love to talk. *shock* *gasp* (playing the part of mom, Lisa just fell over) It is one of my favorite things to do...well wait..let me clarify. I dont like to talk on the phone very often...sometimes, but, ok fine...most of the time I do. Especially when I am folding laundry or cleaning etc etc. Can you believe I dont like to talk when I am online gaming!
Actually, there are places I dont talk very much. Some people who only see me in these places think that I am mean or angry or just plain rude cause I dont talk. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't that a riot! The truth is I probably dont want to be there!!! so I am pouting!!!
I don't talk if I'm stressed out, KLP knows this from wrestling. Can you believe there are some days I just don't talk to anyone outside of the required kids/hubby/dogs/cat/bird.
I love to telly stories...The Hamster story or the 40th birthday part story are my absolute favorite! To fricking good to be true in my book, but honest they are. ( I could have so sworn there..my Mom isn't around to read this! NO! She's not dead, she's on vacation)
I have had meaningful live altering conversations with the checkout at the supermarket. I just met the guy at gamestop and wow did we have a great conversation. He has two kids, 4 months and 20 months. His dad keeps forgetting not to swear around the oldest. His favorite word is now shit. He wrestled in high school, has a very strong neck and goes to weight watchers on sundays instead of church. Wow...He was a talker....
Once, in the parking lot of Target, a complete stranger started telling me how she was unfriending her daughter who though she was a lazy son of a bitch(the daughter though of the mother) cause after she got out of the hospital where she was cause her F-ing husband put her there....blah blah blah blah...
That was a VERY odd conversation...
Ok, people like to talk to me too...I wonder why? I dont really care...I mean dont we all just sit there watching the other persons mouth move waiting for them to shut up so we can tell our story?? (The really annoying ones interrupt our story, after we patiently waited for them to shut up so they can tell more of theirs, or one up us. *bitchslap* ) or is it just me. (ok, fine, I really dont do this, only to strangers) Oh man.....my friends are so going to be annoyed at me now! I swear...I dont do this very often! I haven't had any good stories to tell lately!
If something is funny, I like to share it. Why not make the stranger next to me laugh. Maybe they are having a bad day? In the locker room at the YMCA. Wrapped in a towel...trying to get dressed, turned to the elderly lady next to me and said, there just is no graceful way to put your underwear on under a towel.... I thought I gave her a stroke! But maybe I brightened her day..or maybe I became her story of how a complete stranger came up to her hand naked and started talking about her underwear! OMG!!!! I'm the woman in the target parking lot!!!!!
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