I love my children, I love my children, I love my children,

I love my children, I love my children, I love my children,I love my children, I love my children, I love my children,I love my children, I love my children, I love my children,I love my children, I love my children, I love my children,I love my children, I love my children, I love my children.

This is my mantra of late. I have discovered that now that they are growing up and dont need me, I have become their 'help'. Or should I say, 'The Help'. Of course, if they are throwing up, I am mom, but other than that, I am 'The Help'.

They come home from school, 'The Help', has a snack ready for them, in an effort to reduce the climbing like monkeys through each and every cabinet and then complaining that 'The Help' never buys anything good to eat.

'The Help' forgets to sign paperwork and is duly informed of this when they tumble in the door arguing over who got out of the van first, or who should open the door first, or last.

'The Help' is blamed for forgetting that it was ice cream day and didn't provide the appropriate quarters.

'The Help' was blamed yesterday for not including snow pants in a backpack.

'The Help' was blamed for a missing DSI Pen. Honestly, I did not play it today. I did not lose the pen!

'The Help' was blamed for c1 not liking pillowcases. Apparently, 'The Help' buys the scratchy kind????

'The Help' was yelled at this morning for waking c1 up late? Ummm..you have 1.5 hours till school? Really??

'The Help' was scolded by C2 for signing her up for Piano even though she begged and begged for it and screamed with delight when I found her a FREE Beautiful Piano!

'The Help' was admonished for purchasing C1 drums that have crappy symbols. *sigh*

'The Help' was chastised by c3, C3! even, for not allowing him to sleep naked! UMMM NO!

'The Help' was ordered to sign something while driving kids to school this morning, because C2 was finishing work in the car? Um...if I cannot talk on my cell phone, in a school zone, I'm pretty sure I cannot sign paperwork!

'The Help' doesn't care if other kids parents let them play hooky, You will not!

'The Help' just bought herself a new ITouch and loaded all of her Harry Potter books on it. 'The Help' also purchased noise canceling earphones.

Guess what guys! 'The Help' is so done!

'The Help' was just blamed for her cell phone ringing long? I have no idea what that means!

Hey Honey, 'The Help' wants you to buy dinner tonight..and if you complain I swear , as God as my witness, I will....Heck, I dont know what I will do...I think I will run away from home? Can 'The Help' do that?