Today....Really Bitchy!!

Look people....Its raining out.  OH MY DEAR LORD...  This simply means that everyone will be driving their walkers to school today. Ok..no biggie.  It rains in the fall.  Its the same process to drop off any other day, just in the rain. 

Its very simple.  Get in line, pull around, when its your turn, throw it in park, unlock the doors and shout...'GO,GO,GO,GO! GET OUT...GO!'  I do actually do this.  Just ask the kids who are carpooling with me and who have in the past.  My kids are out of the car in seconds!  Yes, I rock!

Now, to the idiot this morning who decided that they needed to park at the curb right in front of the school during drop off and go inside.  Are you fucking kidding me.  What makes you so damn special!  You screwed up the entire drop off because you are a fucking idiot!   And if you think putting your hazards on makes it ok....its a parking lot you moron.

I have had to go inside the school during drop off before.  It does happen.  Guess what I do.  I PARK MY FUCKING CAR IN A PARKING SPACE!  This is the second time in two weeks some moron has decided they are special.  What I find especially annoying is the teachers who are out there to help with?  no clue, let these idiots do that. 

Hell last week, when someone parked at the curb cause they are so damn special, a teacher with a ton of stuff loaded on a cart couldn't get into the school cause they were blocking the sidewalk ramp!!

(Remember when my daughter was in a cast from thigh to toes and in a wheelchair forever...and every day, morning and afternoon, someone would block the damn sidewalk ramp.  Still pisses me off!)

Remember the good old days at Oak Knoll.  If you got out of you car, BC would actually yell at you!  Hey NW...quit smiling and waving and yell at these morons who park at the curb and enter the school!

These are not the only offenders of the school drop off code.   I love those who pull up to the curb, get out and help their special snowflake out of the car...on the parking lot side, so they now have to cross between the cars.  Two problems where...crossing between cars driven by parents who just want to get the kids out get get the hell out and quite often dont pay attention...and getting out of your damn car!

It screws everything up and slows everything down.  Unless your child is special needs, they should be able to get out of the damn car all by themselves! 

Granted, there will be times that a child needs help.  Especially on project day.  I dont mind that at all.  Poster boards, diorama's, etc...they need help with that.  You need to get out to hand it to them, no problem.  HUG KISS AND WAVE AT HOME.   

School drop off should be treated like a pit stop at the Indy 500.  You pull up, doors open, kids fly out, doors close and you take off.  Its my goal to beat the 5 second unload this year, and with only two kids, it should be a cinch!  If you have to get out, think of yourself as the lug nut guy..dont wander back to the driver side door, RUN RUN RUN!. 

And next time I find a car parked at the curb directly in front of the school during drop off, I am going to block them in and wait for them to come out.  Or maybe I'll write a nice little nasty note and put it on their windshield.  Hell last week, when someone parked at the curb cause they are so damn special, a teacher with a ton of stuff loaded on a cart couldn't get into the school cause they were blocking the sidewalk ramp!!

Well, probably not...I am to big of a wuss, that is why I hide behind the typewritten word.  Of course, it was probably someone I know that parked there this morning or someone who knows who it was and will tell them and will get pissed at me.  I DONT CARE!  I'M EATING BEN AND JERRYS FOR BREAKFAST...DOES THAT TELL YOU MY MOOD TODAY!  

And I'm to bitch to apologize for swearing mom.  So sorry for not apologizing