Today is C2's Brithday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY C2!. So...being the good mom, I run out this morning to buy her gifts! >:)
I had promised her to go to Kojacks and place an order to be delivered to her school for lunch. One they hit 5th grade, in my house, they no longer get stupid treats to give to everyone, they get lunch delivered. So..I drive by Kojacks, but its not open yet..ok no biggie. So I head to Target. Find a great space and go to get out of my car.....
Catastrophe hits. Well, not quite...so I had this old bottle of Pepsi, not a small one but a big one, sitting in my cup holder forever. Why? I dont know..well, it was half full. As I grab my bag and swing out of the car my bag grabs my OPEN bottle of old pepsi and dumps it in my lap and all over my car seat. SHIT! Now I look like I've had an accident and there is a huge puddle on my car seat. Whip around to the back seat looking for kleenex or blanket or anything to soak up the pop with. Woah....
I had gone grocery shopping yesterday. bought a 5lb bag of kitty litter. Left it in the car...just plain forgot it was there. Well, it has now exploded all over the floor of the backseat of my car. Why? I have no idea! Wait...Idea
I start grabbing hand fulls of kitty litter and spreading them on the front seat of my car. Hey, its absorbent isn't it. Now, I start pulling piles of kitty litter out of my car onto the pavement, while laughing out loud at the absurdity of this situation.
My pants are wet, I am sneezing kitty litter dust, I am littering it all over the ground, my car smells...well like kitty litter and I still have to shop for C2's birthday. Which is today!
I dont have time to go home and change, so I head into Target, wet pants and all. I get my shopping done there (buy more kitty litter) and realize that I have to hit two other stores to finish her bday shopping. (yes, I'm still wet and now sticky) So..I head to store two and a light bulb goes off..not literally. Turtle Wax. Maybe they can help!!!
God bless turtle wax. Explain it to the guy...he laughs his head off..takes my car and vacuums it out for FREE! not just the kitty litter, but the entire car!!! LOVE YOU ZACH
So, Head to store 2..Hobby Lobby...oh man....80% off sale here, 50% off sale there....good lord...lost track of time in the fake flower section. But wait till you see the new vases I got and flowers. Phone rings..dont recognize the number...its C2 asking where her lunch is!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What time is it!!!! OMG!! Bad mom of the year award! It was her lunch time and I had forgotten to order her lunch. Said sorry a million times and told her to buy hot lunch. told her to buy two hot lunches! Leave Hobby Lobby, head to Dunkin Donuts, buy 100 donut holes (I dont care what they call them now, they are still donut holes) and head to C2's school.
Feel free to sing *HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY* btw...dunkin donut guy was in hysterics when I told him the story of my morning.
Home now...eating, decorating(wonder how long it will be before hubby notices new decorations) and wrapping gifts....Just realized that I forgot one gift...sigh...will have to go back out...but let me change my pants first.
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