I mentioned on my status update that God is a man. Why? and am I ticking off all of my God Fearing friends? (probably) but why? First....
As young girls....we wish and pray for boobies...We get them, ususally before our other GF's get them and then are teased about them by the guys...Then we wish they are bigger (we must, we must, we must increase our bust) and eventually wished they were smaller...We get pregnant and they become huge and our husbands become enthralled...which sucks cause they hurt and they cannot touch them. We have the thrill and joy of feeding our children, wincing in pain each time they latch on...and then watch as they sag with each suckle. Then...we get cancer in them. WTF. Whose brilliant idea was this?
Periods, Aunt Flo, Mother Nature, Monthly gift...call it what you want..We all have our own names for it, monthly hell is mine!. We get bitchy, sad, sensitive, emotionally and physically, bloated, cramping, back pain, front pain, etc etc etc..All this, so we can have children.....ummmm...if God was a woman, we would have installed an on off switch. When we are done with having kids, we would simply turn the switch off and all of the pain would go away. We get to spend a fortune on pads, liners, tampons, pamprin, midol chocolate. None of it actually makes us feel better. When we tell our husbands our monthly gift is here, they act like we do it on purpose...They accuse of of making up PMS, they say if we are bitchy, we must be on the rag...OMG! MEN MUST DIE! We get to go to yearly visits to the Gynecologist...put our feet u in stirrups and carry on a conversation while *shudder*...I am so not going there...but dude...dont talk to me when you are in there and expect me to talk back!!!!
And what do we get for all of this pain and grossness(its just gross man) we get cervical cancer, endometreosis, cysts, uterian cancer, ovarian cancer, STRETCH MARKS!
Man....if I make it to heaven...I am so having words with whoever was in charge of creating this process....they so screwed it up!
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