I could kill my husband and no jury.....

Reason number 46 of how I could kill my husband and no jury with at least one married mom on it would convict me.


I am on my hands and knees (no not that) cleaning out my fridge with $300 worth of groceries all over the place, dogs sniffing in the bags and c3 eating all of the cheese sticks.

I know, I could have waited to clean out the fridge, but it was so empty and it made it look HORRIBLE!.

So...I grab my hose for my vacuum...yes the new DYSON and start by cleaning up the crumbs...makes it a lot easier right? So...Hubby, who is working from home...comes up behind me and says....Shouldn't you use a sponge?

Now I, I think, like most people have several personalities. Well....the most sarcastic of all of my personalities came climbing out on top for this one..

I turned, still on the floor, wondering what is the world is this very thin jelly like substance I have just scraped with a putty knife out of the bottom of the fridge...and replied...

(if you have ever heard me speak with this personality, image it)

REALLY???? And to think...all of these years, I've been doing it wrong. Thank you so much for being a part of my life and explaining to my simple mind how these complicated things work.

sigh......