Why is it my fault......

I don't know where your shoes are...I didn't wear them last

I don't know where your wallet is...I dont care if you said you left it right there, its not mine, I didn't take it

I don't know where your math book is, I suck at math and therefore would never even dream of touching it.

I don't have your lucky shirt...Its to small for me, I wouldn't wear it.

Maybe if you would bring your laundry downstairs, I would know it needs to be washed...I'm afraid to go into your room...its scary

Its not my fault that your friends cannot play today

Its not my fault that you forgot your homework

Its not my fault that your brother/sister keeps talking to you

Its not my fault that your brother/sister is disgusting

or that they play their music to loud

or that the exist in general(well maybe that part is)

Its not my fault there is no food in the house...If you didn't eat it the second I unpacked it, it would last longer.

Its not my fault there is no toilet paper in your bathroom.  I dont use your bathroom.

Its not my fault your bathroom is a mess, see your brother/sister

Its not my fault your brother/sister cant keep the bathroom clean

No, I dont want to play football/basketball/baseball right now.

Its not my fault the landscapers cannot work in the rain

Its not my fault the pool wont be installed for another week

Its not my fault we cannot put water in the pool until the fence is back in

Its not my fault that we cannot put the fence back up until the landscapers are done, who cant work in the rain or finish until the pool is up, which we cannot fill until the fence is up, which cant happen until the landscapers are done, who can't work in the rain or finish until the.......

 Its not my fault that you finished book #4 and book #5  is at the store

Its not my fault that we are not an office supply store.  Dont tell me at 9:45 at night.

Its not my fault that stores close.

Its not my fault that you cannot sleep.

Its not my fault that your soda exploded in your backpack

Its not my fault that you are out of soda

Its not my fault that you have homework

Its not my fault that you have a horrible teacher from an alien planet that was sent to Earth just to torture you

Its not my fault that you lied to me

Its not my fault that I have to ground you

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Mom, You were right

I am going to cuss a lot in this one...sorry mom!

FUCK YOU STATE FARM!  I hope you rot in hell, you greedy fucking bastards.
And thank you, every time I get this close to moving on with my life, something happens to fuck it up again....this time its you.  so FUCK YOU!

Hubby called to make sure that we upped our policy to cover the addition to our house and our contents.  He was informed by our agents office(bastard) that our policy had been cancelled as of April 30th.  (pause for effect)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!  I called the office in Bloomington where I was informed that we have had to many claims in the past 16 years.

• 2000 Hail storm, new roof $4100
• 2000 Ice jam interior damage $426
• 2001 Ice jam, no claim actually made and 0 payout
• 2002  Question about hail damage to window, no claim made 0 payout
• 2005 Hail damage $9100
• 2012  House fire $A lot of cash

So, 4 payouts in the past 16 years.  all of them acts of god.  Because of that, we are now the scourge of the universe.  

Hell, we dont need to worry about being under insured, we HAVE NO INSURANCE. 

Want to know the kicker of it all....WE WERE NEVER INFORMED!  They claim that they sent us a notice...in the regular mail.  I told them that since we are still undergoing fire crap, I open every single piece of mail from State Farm because it is usually a check.  I never got a letter!

By law they have to notify my mortgage company also.  Guess what...my mortgage company knows nothing about this.

I am going to go and crawl back into my hole now....I'm going to enjoy it and stay there for a while....so go away...or I might just loose my mind! 

And for gods sake, dont come over!  If you slip and fall in my house or on my property, I HAVE NO INSURANCE!!!